
Hé oui, Môssieur le Bonhomme Carnaval lui -même.. en chaire et et styrofoam. Je ne sais pas vraiment quoi dire sur cette fantastique mascotte, sauf que le début de cette phrase est hautement sarcastique.
Ho ho ho.
Ho ho ho!!! (ok, maybe I have the wrong speech..)
Oh yes, Mister Bonhomme Carnaval himself.. in flesh and styrofoam. I don't really know what to say about this fantastic mascotte other than the beginning of this sentence is highly sarcastic.
Ho ho ho.

Mon dieu que c'est le fun se geler les orteils en tassant le monde qui essayent d'écraser ton enfant dans son traîneau pendant qu'on cherche ce qu'il y a à faire et qu'on trouve rien sauf de glisser et faire yippee une fois que c'est fait. Vive le Carnaval! Vous voulez une 'tite shot de Caribou?
My god, it is so much fun to freeze your toes while fighting off people trying to squish you child in his sleigh while trying to figure out what activities to do and not being able to find anything except sliding and go yippee once it is done. Hurray for the Carnaval! Want a lil' shot of Caribou?

Sérieusement, vous aurez besoin du Caribou pour vous consoler après avoir réalisé que vous avez attendu une bonne demi-heure pour entrer dans le château de glace et avoir vu quelques sculptures pour vous retrouver de l'autre bord du château et dire: huh?
Seriously, you might need the Caribou to cheer you up after realizing that you've waited a half-hour to get in the ice castle in order to see a few ice sculpture then find yourself on the other side of the castle going: huh?

To be fair, I have to admit that it was still very "entertaining" to see the ice sculptures, in particular E.T. The Extraterrestrial's. I still don't understand what E.T. has to do with the Carnaval... maybe the people in charge recognized themselves in him.

Ou peut-être c'est la virilité française qui les ont inspirés, comme on peut le constater par le "membre" heureux de notre "triple ex"tra-terrestre favori!
Or maybe it is the French virility that inspired them, as we can observe by the happy "appendage" of our favorite "triple ex"traterrestrial.
Exhibit A:

"Come see uncle E.T. my lil' friends..." Next year: Michael Jackson.
Interlude sculptural... voyez-y ce que vous voudrez.
Sculptural interlude... see what you want in it.

After sipping your Caribou at the ice castle, try to make your way as well as you can towards the Plains of Abraham, where, with the help of Caribou, the triple xxx show continues! Madonna version this time! (Seriously, what were they thinking?! Maybe my mind is too twisted for this type of celebration...!)
Exhibit B:

Je vous ai à l'oeil!!!! (ok, je sais, elle est bin correcte cette statue.)
I am watching you!!! (yes, I know, this statue is ok.)

The End. Hurray for the Carnaval. I swear to not go back. At least not until next year!
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